Harvard is a fractal of exclusion… unfortunately, so is the real world.Vote on which clubs you think your friends will be in. Get started!
You don't go here do you...Why would I want to be in a final club?
"Because they are exclusive... and fun and lead to a better life." — Aaron Sorkin's Mark ZuckerbergHow do I get into a final club?
Be an athlete or a wealthy New Yorker! Also, legacy doesn't hurt.Is this the Lampoon?
They wish and I'm insulted.How did you get my picture / name?
I scraped the 2020 FB group. If you would like me to remove your profile, send an email to [email protected] and I will.What does Chaucer have to do with anything?
Nobody knows and if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, they are lying.Your code is shit and I can hack it!🆕
Congrats! That being said, if it seems like you are cheating, I will 👏 delete 👏 your 👏 account (and you'll get 7 years of bad luck!).I hate this and you!🆕
First, I want to (sincerely) apologize if you don't like this site. That's entirely reasonable, but please keep in mind that it's a joke.