Harvard is a fractal of exclusion… unfortunately, so is the real world.
Vote on which clubs you think your friends will be in. Get started!You don't go here do you...
Why would I want to be in a final club?"Because they are exclusive... and fun and lead to a better life." — Aaron Sorkin's Mark Zuckerberg
How do I get into a final club?Be an athlete or a wealthy New Yorker! Also, legacy doesn't hurt.
Is this the Lampoon?They wish and I'm insulted.
How did you get my picture / name?I scraped the 2020 FB group. If you would like me to remove your profile, send an email to [email protected] and I will.
What does Chaucer have to do with anything?Nobody knows and if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, they are lying.
Your code is shit and I can hack it!🆕Congrats! That being said, if it seems like you are cheating, I will 👏 delete 👏 your 👏 account (and you'll get 7 years of bad luck!).
I hate this and you!🆕First, I want to (sincerely) apologize if you don't like this site. That's entirely reasonable, but please keep in mind that it's a joke.