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Harvard is a fractal of exclusion… unfortunately, so is the real world.

Vote on which clubs you think your friends will be in. Get started!


🐻Spee 🔥Delphic🦊Fox


🐂A.D. 🐦Phoenix

💎IC 🦄Sab🐝Bee

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What is a final club?

You don't go here do you...

Why would I want to be in a final club?

"Because they are exclusive... and fun and lead to a better life." — Aaron Sorkin's Mark Zuckerberg

How do I get into a final club?

Be an athlete or a wealthy New Yorker! Also, legacy doesn't hurt.

Is this the Lampoon?

They wish and I'm insulted.

How did you get my picture / name?

I scraped the 2020 FB group. If you would like me to remove your profile, send an email to [email protected] and I will.

What does Chaucer have to do with anything?

Nobody knows and if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, they are lying.

Your code is shit and I can hack it!🆕

Congrats! That being said, if it seems like you are cheating, I will 👏 delete 👏 your 👏 account (and you'll get 7 years of bad luck!).

I hate this and you!🆕

First, I want to (sincerely) apologize if you don't like this site. That's entirely reasonable, but please keep in mind that it's a joke.